Sweet Betsy From Pike
- Did you ever hear tell of Sweet Betsy from Pike,
- Who crossed the wide mountains with her lover Ike,
- Two yoke of cattle, a large yeller dog,
- A tall Shanghai rooster, and a one-spotted hog.
- Singing too-ra-li-oo-ra-li-oo-ra-li-ay.
- They swam the wide rivers and crossed the tall peaks,
- And camped on the prairie for weeks upon weeks.
- Starvation and cholera, hard work and slaughter--
- They reached California 'spite of hell and high water.
- One evening quite early they camped on the Platte,
- Twas near by the road on a green shady flat.
- Betsy, sore-footed, lay down to repose--
- With wonder Ike gazed on that Pike County rose.
- The Injuns came down in a thundering horde,
- And Betsy was scared they would scalp her adored.
- So under the wagon-bed Betsy did crawl
- And she fought off the Injuns with musket and ball.
- The wagon broke down with a terrible crash,
- And out on the prairie rolled all sorts of trash.
- A few little baby-clothes, done up with care,
- Looked rather suspicious, but all on the square.
- They stopped at Salt Lake to inquire of the way,
- When Brigham declared that Sweet Betsy should stay.
- Betsy got frightened and ran like a deer,
- While Brigham stood pawing the ground like a steer.
- The alkali desert was burning and bare,
- And Isaac's soul shrank from the death that lurked there.
- "Dear old Pike County, I'll go back to you"--
- Says Betsy, "You'll go by yourself if you do!"
- They soon reached the desert, where Betsy gave out,
- And down in the sand she lay rolling about.
- Ike in great wonder looked on in surprise,
- Saying, "Betsy, get up, you'll get sand in your eyes."
- Sweet Betsy got up in a great deal of pain.
- She declared she'd go back to Pike County again.
- Ike gave a sigh, and they fondly embraced,
- And they traveled along with his arm round her waist.
- The Shanghai ran off, and the cattle all died,
- That morning the last piece of bacon was fried.
- Ike got discouraged, Betsy got mad,
- The dog drooped his tail and looked wonderfully sad.
- They suddenly stopped on a very high hill,
- With wonder looked down upon old Placerville.
- Ike said to Betsy, as he cast his eyes down,
- "Sweet Betsy, my darling, we've got to Hangtown."
- Long Ike and Sweet Betsy attended a dance.
- Ike wore a pair of his Pike County pants.
- Betsy was covered with ribbons and rings.
- Says Ike, "You're an angel, but where is your wings?"
- A miner said, "Betsy, will you dance with me?"
- "I will that, old hoss, if you don't make too free.
- Don't dance me hard, do you want to know why?
- Doggone you, I'm chock-full of strong alkali."
- This Pike County couple got married, of course,
- But Ike became jealous, and obtained a divorce.
- Betsy, well-satisfied, said with a shout,
- "Goodby, you big lummox, I'm glad you backed out!"